"Männer nehm'n in den Arm
Männer geben Geborgenheit
Männer weinen heimlich
Männer brauchen viel Zärtlichkeit
Oh Männer sind so verletzlich
Männer sind auf dieser Welt einfach unersetzlich

Männer kaufen Frauen
Männer stehen ständig unter Strom
Männer baggern wie blöde
Männer lügen am Telefon
Oh Männer sind allzeit bereit
Männer bestechen durch ihr Geld und ihre Lässigkeit

Männer haben's schwer, nehmen's leicht,
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My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

A long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up and the wound healed
And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
Stay undercover 'til the night turns to black
I got my inch and I'm set to attack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

Rocking Alone (in An Old Rocking Chair) It All So Hard Triumph Thats Life! Helter Skelter (Lennon/McCartney) You Gave Me A Mountain 18 Play No Games Hoy Me Juraré My Heart Can't Let You Go Drive Heat Miser Sag Auf Wiedersehn Mach 5 Try A Little Tenderness Silence Perhaps Love Aura of the Pearl The Great American Sex Scandal Bad Guys Closin Down Shop Pauvres Diables You Don't Say Us Anymore Don't This Way

Got My Mind Made Up Sleepy Metal Box Here comes that man again Waiting for the Bird One On One Common as the Rain Close To You Moment Of Truth Taste of you Planet Budtron AMMUNITION Let Me Take You Dancin' Solo Johnny's Song Merry Go Round Bakterie What If I've Been Expecting You NO EXPECTATIONS Schluss Aus Und Vorbei One Shining Moment New Life Wild is the wind Fast Food Service