Uncle Toad Said
You never talk too much to get your spot blown
Now you're no longer just a face in the crowd
You're gettin so much respect that niggaz might as well bow
And movin up with your hustle like you planned it
Rakin dough like the world's greatest bandit
Always got one eye open for the stick up kids postin
So much cream chumps they can't understand it
Ladies flock to your jock like it's golden
Curious, to test the weight you be holdin
but you ain't got no time, to be chasin felines
If she's the chick th
http://www.dumped.com
I can still remember, the first time I met you,
on that one warm summer's night
In the romance chat room,
when I saw your profile, it was love at first sight
Your first instant message made me nervous,
and giddy, and tingle, and stuff
I had hoped that you'd never,
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, have to sign off
(but now I'm) http://www.dumped.com
http://www.dumped.com
I can still remember, a few weeks later, when you asked me to come
into that chat room for two
I wasn't sure, I wanted to, take the next step, but then you
Helped me to relax, and more then that, you took my cyber virginity
All night long we made fifty six six kilobytes per second love passionately
(but now I'm) http://www.dumped.com
http://www.dumped.com
But then you didn't LOL anymore
You didn't BRB for more
And every time talked
You always seemed to get, disconnected (yeah right)
http://www.dumped.com
http://www.dumped.com
I can still remember, when I got your e-mail,
subject I'm seeing another guy
You said he was six foot two,
two hundred twenty five pounds, but his profiles probably a lie
All night long I cried and wept, it hurt like a deep cut
I hope he gives you some type of horrible virus you cyber slut
I'm going to fill all of your inboxes with spam
I'm going to disable your norton virus scan
You're going to live to regret this for many years
because you messed with an engineer
http://www.dumped.com
http://www.dumped.com (everybody)
http://www.dumped.com
http://www.dumped.com